FAQ's
Question: Can you buy more corners once
they are cut off?
Answer: We hear this comment more and more. Currently we are not selling
corners, just sticker, but we will refurbish Your Gay Card if you lose
all your corners! Trust us, your refurbished card will be hard to tell
(impossible actually) from a brand new card (we do such a good job refurbishing)
and the refurbishing is only $3.00 per card. (the fact that the refurbished
cards are the same as a new card is of course non-coincidental) (We
have 1,000 Plastic Welding Fairies on a assembly line in China awaiting
all these lost corner cards) ( just in case you are a pretty thick,
naive gay person: Please stop sending in your old gay cards with the
corners cut off. We do not require you to send back your card to get
it refurbished! - Phew, get it now?)
Question: My good friend said they LOST their Gay card years ago! What
should I tell them?
Answer: Be gentle and show a lot of compassion and inform them, that
in no way, have they EVER lost their Gay Card or COULD EVER lose THEIR
Gay Card and he or she need to Trust you on this one! Then hand them
their Gay Card!
Question: Can straight friends Give their Gay Friends their very first
Gay Card?
Answer: Yes, of course, just have them buy one of our party packages
and throw a Lose Your Gay Card Party for all their Gay Friends and hand
them their Gay Cards as they arrive at the party and see how many corners
are laying on the floor by midnight!
Question: Can I host a Lose your Straight Card
Party?
Answer: Yes we are working on Party Invitations designed so that you
throw a party for all your straight friends and give them all their
own straight cards and then let the blue cut corners start to fall.
Just buy one of our Custom Party Packages and specify how many of the
8 cards your want to be the straight cards and that you would like the
Straight Invitations and we will include the 8 invitations with your
order. The straight Invitation may be on the Web site as a printable
pdf file shortly.
Question: Why would I want to spend $3.00 on buying
Your Gay Card?
Answer: You don’t actually BUT Imagine the enjoyment and delight
of giving your friends their Gay Cards AND Cutting off a corner of THEIR
Gay Card………………………….
Priceless!
(If you think that felt good wait till you cut off a corner of a straight
friends Card, trust us on this one!)
Question: Should the cutting of a corner be done
in private with a lot of dignity?
Answer: Heck No! Make sure as many friends are around as possible to
document the event so no denials can be used in the future.
Question: I have one friend that would lose all
their corners immediately. What should I do?
Answer: You may want to consider shredding their card and giving it
to them shredded
Question: I have a friend that is SO Gay he will
never lose even ONE corner ever! Do you have a card for that?
Answer: We are planning on issuing periodically Limited Edition Cards
and we have on OUR confidential listing( espionage and corporate secrets
taken into consideration) , a card for friends, that are SO Gay they
would never lose their Gay Cards let alone a single Corner. We are also
trying to satisfy the desire to have more than 4 corners on a card.
We have heard: You're so gay we need to ADD a corner to Your Gay Card.
Research and Development, as you can imagine, is costly and we are out
there on the Cutting Edge (pun intended) so please give Joey and Bill
time to invent a rectangle with 5 corners, sounds easy doesn't it?,
OR email CutCorners@YourGayCard.com with your ideas for this card or
any future cards you think we should offer. And thanks for your purchases
and ideas!
Cut Here LLC……. We have the Corner on Fun!
Question: Were any animals harmed in producing
Your Gay Card
Answer: Damn, why would you ask this? PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals)
has yet to get wind of this so……………. buy
soon (just kidding)
Question: Do you offer any kind of Warranty or
Money Back Guarantee?
Answer: Heck No! As you know it is all too easy to change from being
GAY to STRAIGHT, as it is a choice thingie! Duh! Especially if you listen
to Fox News (pun intended)
Question: Do I get anything in return for having one of Your Gay Cards?
Answers:
A.
Absolutely Not! But when has that stopped you? How much money have you
spent buying drinks all night long for that Prince Charming or Hot Lesbian
you hoped to take home and they go home with someone else? See, NOW
our measly $3.00 looks pretty cheap, Eh? (for our Canadian Friends and
you know who you are) you would at least have Your Gay Card even if
you lost prince charming Or that hot girl on a motorcycle.
B.
Yes! just show it to businesses and demand a discount because you have
YOUR GAY CARD (this does not hold true at small businesses in some southern
states). We don't recommend trying to get a discount in a biker bar
or any small bars in the hills of Kentucky! If you find a merchant that
actually gives you a discount when showing Your Gay Card please call
us immediately!!! 602-625-8879 so we can put that on our web site and
Milk it for all its worth! Hey, could be GREAT for their Business too!
C.
Maybe! Just Maybe you will have a few chuckles with your friends!!
Hello? Isn't that why they call it being GAY?
So…. R U Cut of Uncut?
Question: I see you have a Future AIDs Red Ribbon
Card, what is the intent of this card
Answer: Once we produce this card and offer it on our website our intent
is to donate the entire $3.00 purchase price to a (unannounced as yet)
National AIDS Charity. When you buy the AIDS Card with any other of
our cards the complete $3.00, for the AIDs Card, will go to Charity.
We will need to be up and running to subsidize the production of this
card to be able to have all $3.00 of each purchase go to charity. It
will be a simple way for our many customers to easily donated $3.00
to an AIDS Charity. There are legal issues when offering to take a charitable
donation via a Web site. We are going slow here as we don’t need
to incur unreasonable legal fees just to make this happen. But that
is our future intent for our RED Ribbon Cards.
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