Jokingly, In the Gay Community, If you can’t Arrange Flowers, Can’t Identify the obviously primary colors of Mauve & Teal, or you serve wine out of a BOX.

You should LOSE Your Gay Card!

Of course, it’s always your most VERY closest friends that point out these flaws in YOUR Gay Genes!

But with our Your Gay Cards you get 4 chances
before you LOSE your gay card!

You can get 4 corners Cut off
before losing your gay card!

This brings new meaning to RU Cut or Uncut?
How many corners have YOU had cut off?

(I am cut, I’ve lost 2 corners myself)
(See Lesbian page for details)

Straight Card???
What would cause a straight person to lose a corner?

Male: -When driving you stop and ask for directions
-You know Salmon is not just a fish that swims upstream

Female: - You get Playgirl To “read the articles”
-You can use power tools better than your man

(Check out our Rules Page for more examples both Gay and Straight)

What a Great Gift Idea for all your closest friends!
I mean SOMEONE has to cut off their corners it may as well be you!!

Birthdays, Christmas, Send one with your Christmas Cards, Where else can you find a humorous Gift Idea for only $3.00 and have fun cutting off corners? Even throw a Lose Your Gay or Straight Card Party!
Since when did you ever need an excuse to have fun at your friend’s expense?

Ah…..Yes That’s why they call it being “GAY”