Your 4 corners get cutoff, you LOSE YOUR GAY/STRAIGHT CARD

Some examples of what will get your corner cut off

Your Gay Card Rules

Rules Poster <--The Rules Poster in PDF format for printing

What gets a corner Cut off? :

You ever served wine from a box

During a theatrical performance you ask, “When’s halftime?”

You attend a car show and all you photograph is the cars

You won't allow a car in your driveway that has a Rainbow Sticker on it!

You get your flower arrangements from the dollar store

(I am sure your friends WILL think of a few more reasons too!)

You’ll Never Loose Your Gay Card if:

If you saw Judy Garland in Concert

You ever saw Bette Midler at the Continental Baths in NYC

If you took a member of the same sex to your Senior Prom

If you have attended a Sunday Tea dance at the Boat Slip in P-Town

Ordered to wear a pink triangle

If you were in a Gay Club in High School

You have a same sex Marriage License

If you have ever gone to one of those Religious conversion programs to change you from Gay to Straight, you will never loose Your Gay Card (of course YOU already know this)

You saw Tinkie Winkie in a Gay Bar!

If you were ever kicked out of the Military for being Gay

Your Straight Card Rules Rules Poster <--The Rules Poster in PDF format for printing What gets a corner Cut off for MEN?: You stop and ask for directions when driving You say, “Not tonight I have a headache” If you keep telling her at a bar “I am Straight” “I am Straight” If you read and follows assembly instructions and no parts are leftover. You think that Teal isn’t something you shoot and kill If you send a Gay friend into delivery room with your wife You’ve done any of the items from the “You’ll never lose your Gay Card list.” What gets a corner Cut off for WOMEN?: You get PlayGirl Just to read the articles You have a lifetime subscription to Playboy You know how to use power tools; Chain saw, Jackhammer, etc… You own more than one piece of flannel clothing If you don’t shave under your arms If you met your boyfriend/husband in a Gay bar. You’ll Never Loose Your Straight Card if: You were at the Playboy Mansion (Flower arranging excluded) You were a Bunny at the Playboy Mansion If you were in the delivery room with your wife If you air guitar with a beer in your hand If you insist you can decorate your house but everyone says you can’t If you were married as many times as Elizabeth Taylor If you were married as many times as Richard Burton You try to act gay or campy and you fail miserably You enjoyed a cigar in the oval office

And of course, it goes without saying, if you do not recognize ANY of the above Rules you cant even Get a Gay Card,

let alone Lose it!

Have ideas of what would get a corner cut? Send them in CutCorners@yourgaycard.com